Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

derrickrosenberg:

moistcornbread:

helllllooooootrickster:

drunkenkeith:

basically

Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America

HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

Reblogging for that last comment

Posted 1 day ago

artsycrapfromsai:

more inktober stuff!

so i’ve been reading Good Omens lately, and reading about a demon and an angel getting drunk is probably the best reason i can give anyone to start reading this book

yes….I love that book

Posted 1 day ago

fhoantells:

"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

I’m dying.

(imgur album)

Posted 1 day ago

tybalt-tisk:

Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween. 

Posted 2 days ago

derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

Posted 2 days ago

adventures-the-family-business:

According to the thing that named Moon Moon my werewolf name would by White Red. 

I’m like MoonMoons cousin or something

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

Old pictures

tchaikogret:

This is Barack Obama in his basket team

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Arnold Schwarzenegger discovering New York for the first time

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Filming the roaring lion for Metro Goldwyn Mayer

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Elijah Wood and Macaulay Culkin image

Les Beatles and Muhammad Ali

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 Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee

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 Marilyn Monroe meeting Elisabeth II

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Stephen Hawking and his wife, Jane

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Steven Spielberg in his mecanic shark for the movie “Jaws”

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Robin Williams as a cheerleader

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Behind the scene of Star Wars

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Posted 2 days ago

tuukkarasksass:

Bless the Bolts for posting this.

Posted 2 days ago
kihuotter:

thislandislando:

itswalky:

urbaneturtle:

aneye4beauty:

Indeed, best and coolest GIF ever!

wonderful

i’ll allow it

This fills me with pure joy.

this made me unreasonably emotional

kihuotter:

thislandislando:

itswalky:

urbaneturtle:

aneye4beauty:

Indeed, best and coolest GIF ever!

wonderful

i’ll allow it

This fills me with pure joy.

this made me unreasonably emotional

(Source: lordoftheswing)

Posted 2 days ago
Are you a habs fan?
Anonymous asked

modanos:

no i was raised right

Posted 2 days ago
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Posted 3 days ago

fivebyfreakingfive:

doc—rokstar:

avatartagg:

gallifrey-feels:

ibelieveitsanime:

songofspoilers:

gildatheplant:

I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS. 

If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

That is all.

THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT IN WORDS FOR ME

It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

Here’s the full video: x

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